Kissing Shield

US Patent Issued In 1998

Here it is folks, hot off the presses. If you enjoy kisses but are afraid of the idea of getting a disease, then the Kissing Shield is a "must have" item. This germ barrier consists of a thin latex橡浆 ['letεks – xiàngjiāng]membrane artfully stretched over an attractive and romantic heart shaped frame.

The inventor states the shield is for kissing the intended recipient of the user’s affection and is also useful for politicians when kissing babies. Hey, they got our vote. http://totallyabsurd.com/kissingshield.htm